The Plugged Stool lives up to its name: shit-splattered and backed-up, without any other options, you've got no other choice but to squat a few inches above the filthy seat and pinch one off. No sense in flushing it, you know you're only going to make matters worse. Just be glad you didn't feel the icy touch of that filthy toilet seat on your ass. You got the job done with only minimal skid-marks on your shoes. Get the fuck out of there and hope the next person's got the time to figure out where they keep the plunger.
Cliff Avenue and County Highway 110 meet at this 4-way stop, The Plugged Stool. It's surrounded by what sadly passes as the new business district of Harrisburgia. In reality it's an crammed orgy of capitalist ventures all trying to cash in on the fact that The Stool lies dead-center of the four Harrisburgian schools and serves as their only ways in or out...
